Why Wont My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea

Amazingly, the number one search trend on Google at this hour is "why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea."

It didn't take long for me to realize that this sudden trend was inspired by the latest entry on one of my favorite websites ever, FailBlog. Ironically, the post is about a Google fail - if you go to google.com (or even use the Google search bar on your browser) and begin typing "why wo..." or "why won..." the first suggestion it gives you in the dropdown menu is "why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea."

This is the sort of thing the raises many questions, but ultimately leaves the origin of the question to the user's imagination. Who was searching on this question SO MUCH that it became the number one "why won't...?" question suggestion on Google?
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